Friday, September 14, 2018

Pine Cones -

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Get more fiber in your diet by eating a pine cone every day. Simply use a coffee-bean grinder to produce two ounces of pulverized roughage. Try stirring the grounds into Ed's Happy Camper Oatmeal™.

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