Monday, December 3, 2018

Dinosaurs Explained -

What you learn in Heaven...

Fact Number 3,872 

Dinosaurs and humans lived together right up to the great flood. That was just four thousand years ago. So what happened to them?

First of all, dinosaurs were invisible. They avoided towns, and stayed off the main roads. Although there were rumors of dragons, leviathans and behemoths, most people were unaware of dinosaurs.

That's why Noah was surprised when a pair of invisible dinosaurs arrived at the ark. The water was already rising so Noah rushed the couple aboard, unaware they were both male and gay. When the ark landed on Mount Ararat, the last two living dinosaurs wandered off into extinction.