Wednesday, January 2, 2019

Football Cheer -

Now hear this...

People who say football fans have no control over the success of their favorite teams don't know the power of a cheering crowd. So says audiologist Dr. Franz Frenzi of Bustling University who compared various team's win-loss record with the volume of noise produced its fans.

"We found that teams with the loudest fans scored the most points," said Frenzi. "In every case fan-generated sound correlated directly with the outcome of football games."

This is vindication for football fans who claim personal credit for their teams' victories. Now the most vocal supporters can honestly say: "We won!"

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