Monday, January 7, 2019

Romance Night - A Murky Memo

Upcoming event...

To: Murky Vista Staff
From: Dr. Flumsy, Principal
RE: Romance Night

If our student population continues to decline at the present rate, our school may have to be closed. Therefore, the PTA has come up with a plan to encourage procreation in the Murky Vista community. It's called Romance Night.


Friday evening, as all students go to the library for a Read-A-Thon sleepover, their parents will gather in the auditorium which will be transformed into an intimate dinning venue with dim lighting and soft music. After a light dinner of menudo con oysters, parents may enjoy dancing to Don Grosso's Tango Trio. 


At nine o'clock our Moms and Dads will be sent home with a bottle of wine and (we hope) renewed passions. The next morning the PTA will serve a pancake breakfast to all those with hearty appetites.


Look in your mailbox for fliers to go home next week.


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