Monday, February 4, 2019

Tattoo Removal -

On the road...

When his Harley hit a pothole, Chuck suddenly found himself sliding down the asphalt road without his motorcycle. The rugged biker figured this was a good chance to rid himself of an unwanted tattoo, which happened to be the name of his former old lady, Loretta.

As he slid along, Chuck pressed his meaty bicep to the pavement to grind off the inky memento. Later at the hospital doctors covered the abrasion with a patch of skin from Chuck's right butt cheek.

Chuck says he'll replace the erased tattoo with the name of his new girlfriend: Becky.

And, if Chuck ever breaks up with Becky, well, he still has another butt cheek.