Wednesday, August 7, 2019

Whaling Jobs -

Policy shift - 

After assuring the America's coal industry that it is still viable, The President has cancelled all international agreements on the harvesting of whales.

"We are going to start harpooning again in this country," he declared. "Thousands of whales migrate along our shores and we do nothing. So unfair to generations of our whaling families."

The Chief Executive also ordered whale-oil lamps installed in all federal building. He tweeted that public school cafeterias should serve blubber twice a week.

And the President hasn't forgotten the tobacco farmers saying he will lower the legal age for buying cigarettes to seven.