Monday, December 2, 2019

Christmas Stalkings -

Yule tidings...

A small drone has been following me everywhere. I first noticed it while walking the dog. Yesterday it came right into the house. It sees me when I'm sleeping. It knows when I'm awake. It must belong to Santa.

I'm worried that Santa is miffed about my Santa Flaws posts. What if he thinks I'm in the war on Christmas? What if Santa's drone is checking me twice?

Just to be on the safe side, whenever Santa's drone comes around, I start singing Away in a Manger, and I shout loudly to my neighbors, "Merry Christmas!" and I don't wish anybody "Happy Holidays."

Because, you never know what a drone can do.

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