Monday, June 15, 2020

Sue Me - 📌

Crime report...

Harold Smith is not worried. Yes, he was arrested for embezzling funds from the Baxter Corporation and stashing the loot who-knows-where. And they threatened to sue his pants off, but, as Smith is happy to tell you, he has other pants.

Even when he was warned that the judge would throw the book at him, Smith still wasn't worried.

"I was expecting to get five to ten years," said Smith, "But, even if the book hits me right on the nose, that's a lot better than prison time."