Wednesday, September 9, 2020

Laminating Crisis - 🎓

Urgent memo...

To: Murky Vista Staff
From: Dr. Flumsy, Principal
Re: Laminating Crisis

I just talked to the superintendent and she says we cannot postpone the opening day of school even though our laminating machine is broken. However, she assured me that an emergency replacement is being rushed to the school and will be installed sometime tonight.

Some teachers have said they will sleep in the workroom until the laminator arrives but don't worry: if you are unable to seal all of your learning materials in plastic by 7:45 tomorrow morning, students will be held in the buses until all laminating is complete.

Thanks for your patience during this difficult time.