Monday, September 14, 2020

School Sunk - 🎓

In the news...

Murky Vista Elementary School was swallowed up by a giant sinkhole today. Only the flag poll remains above ground level. Investigators say the disaster was caused by the accumulated weight of new teaching ideas.

According to witnesses, teacher, Wanda Wilson, had just returned to the school from an inservice at the district office. She was bringing yet another new teaching idea to share with her colleagues. It would turn out to be one idea too many.

"The district loads us up with new teaching ideas every week," said Wilson. They just keep coming. It was only a matter of time before the ground gave way under all that tonnage." 

All Murky Vista teachers were safely evacuated to the district office, where they joined the round-the-clock new-ideas workshop, already in progress.