Monday, March 5, 2018

Side Stabber -

Fair warning...

As a seasoned political advisor, Wayne knew to watch out for Back Stabbers, an ever-present threat, especially in politics. He never suspected the lesser-known and even more insidious threat: Side Stabbers until it happened to him.

Wayne had suffered Butt Kickers, Wedgie Givers, Two-finger Eye Pokers, and he had been pantsed, twice. But worst of all was the Side Stabbing. Because the thrust was delivered by Dusty Higgs, who for over twenty years had been Wayne's trusty sidekick.