Friday, March 2, 2018

Tooth Fairy -

A question...

If children can get cash for lost teeth, why stop there?

Say a kid gets a haircut. He could put the snipped-off hair in a Ziploc and put it under his pillow, and get some cash from the Hair Fairy.

How about money for clipped fingernails? Or tonsils? And what kid hasn't fallen off a bicycle and skinned his knee? A few days later there is a big old scab. Don't you think that should be worth at least five bucks to the Scab Fairy?