Friday, March 9, 2018

Whaling Jobs -

Latest executive order - 

After assuring the America's coal industry that it is still viable, The President has cancelled all international agreements on the harvesting of whales.

"We are going to start harpooning again in this country," he declared. "Thousands of whales migrate along our shores and we do nothing. So unfair to generations of our whaling families."

The POTUS ordered whale-oil lamps installed in all federal buildings and said public school cafeterias will serve blubber twice a week.

Meanwhile, tobacco farmers are pleased that the legal age for buying cigarettes will be lowered to seven.