Monday, June 11, 2018

Tattoo Removal -

On the road...

When his Harley hit a pothole, Chuck suddenly found himself sliding down the asphalt beside his motorcycle. The rugged biker figured this was a good chance to rid himself of an unwanted tattoo which was the name of his former old lady, Loretta.

As he slid down the pavement, Chuck pressed his meaty bicep to the pavement to grind off the inky momento. Later at the hospital doctors covered the abrasion with a patch of skin from Chuck's right butt cheek.

As soon as the graft heals, Chuck says he'll replace the erased tattoo with the name of his new girlfriend: Becky.

And, if Chuck ever breaks up with Becky, well, he still has another butt cheek.