Friday, July 6, 2018

Skipping Hell - Papal Surprise #11

Off the cuff... 

The pope just revealed a loophole in the Biblical requirements for going to Hell and Satan is not one bit happy about the sudden change.

"The Pope can't say a young boy's atheist father gets a free pass just because he was a good dad," complained the Lord of the Underworld, "That's not the way it works."

While meeting with a group of children, the Pontiff took a question from a boy who had been told all non-believers go to Hell. His Holiness consulted with the other kids who said God wouldn't send a good dad to Hell, and the Pontiff calmly said, "Well, okay, then."

Which has really pissed off Satan: "My job is hard enough without half the heathens in Hades applying for a Good Dad Exemption."

 Based on a statement made by Pope Frances at St. Paul Parish, April 19, 2018

Next Friday, Papal Surprise #12

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