Monday, July 12, 2021

So, Sue Me - 🔔

Crime report...

Harold Smith is not worried. Yes, he was arrested for stealing campaign funds, and the feds threatened to sue his pants off, but Smith has plenty of other pants.

Even when Smith heard the judge was going to throw the book at him, he just laughed.

Said Smith, "I was hoping for a slap on the wrist, but even if the book hits me right on the nose, that's a lot better than prison time."