Friday, July 23, 2021

Bear Scare - 📌

On the level...

Warren's body was found on the trail, untouched, but surrounded by bear tracks. The rangers figured Warren must have been scared to death. However, the coroner's autopsy indicated Warren had only been scared half to death.

This presented a mystery until his cousin remembered that, years earlier, Warren had been scared half to death by a rattlesnake.

Therefore, the cause of Warren's demise was officially listed as having been scared half to death, twice.