Wednesday, January 12, 2022

Guardian Angels -

Let's face it...

Guardian Angels are just terrible at their jobs. In fact, the average G.A. is a real slacker. I mean, so many calamities happen to people - you have to wonder what their angels were doing at the time. 

Maybe angels don't take human calamities seriously. Even if we get killed - Bling! - we're in heaven the next minute. What's so bad about that? 


Or, their apparent complacency might stem from fuzzy mission statements.


For example, let's say you're standing on the sidewalk, and a piano is falling from the 23rd floor, and it looks like curtains for you. 


Since everyone knows that God doesn't make mistakes; there are no accidents; and everything happens for a reason... well, what's your Guardian Angel supposed to do?