Monday, September 6, 2021

Back to School #7

Rapture plan...

To: Murky Vista Elem. Staff
From: Dr. Flumsy, Principal
Re: Emergency Rapture Plan

If the rapture occurs during school hours, some staff members will no longer be available to supervise the students who are left behind, although we can probably count on Mrs. Feldman who has agreed to lead the Rapture Response Team.

Rapture procedure:

A. Fire and brimstone will rain down on the campus. 

Shelter in place.

B. Horsemen will ride wildly through the corridors. 
Go to lock down.

C. Demons will come for the un-saved. 
Start praying.*

*All rules against prayer in school will be suspended at this time.