Wednesday, November 24, 2021

Constant Christmas - 🎄

Alright, let's get this over.
Conspiracy revealed...

We now know that Christmas was behind Black Friday's incursion into November as a ploy to marginalize Turkey Day. Americans are beginning to see Thanksgiving as irrelevant - just a speed bump on the highway to a Holly Jolly Christmas.

If Christmas can squash Thanksgiving, it will certainly set its sights on Halloween as part of its quest for total calendar domination.