Monday, February 15, 2021

Gas Pass - 💘

Good advice...

Dear Murkyman,

I was on a third date with a woman, and we were kissing good night, and everything was going great, until she ripped a loud, stinky fart. She was very embarrassed and kept apologizing. I really like her, but it was totally gross. What should I do?
                                       Confused Guy

Dear Confused Guy,

Marry that woman! If you grant her Prenuptial Toot Amnesty, you will be able to discharge flatus freely in your own home for the rest of your wedded life. And you will have what every husband needs for domestic tranquility: Fart Blanche.