Friday, February 11, 2022

Tattoo Removal - 💘

On the road...

When his Harley hit a pothole, Chuck found himself sliding down the road next to his motorcycle. Since the rugged biker was in for some serious road rash, he figured this was a good chance to rid himself of an unwanted tattoo, which happened to be the name of his former old lady, Cyndi.

As he slid along, Chuck pressed his meaty bicep onto the asphalt thus grinding off the inky memento. Later at the hospital doctors covered the bloody abrasion with a patch of skin from Chuck's right butt cheek.

Chuck says he'll replace the erased tattoo with the name of his new girlfriend - Becky, and if he breaks up with Becky, "Well, I still have another butt cheek," says Chuck.