1. weird spelling: Fayth, Klarc, Justen, Emahlee, Jazzmin, Jenepher, Taelor, Carleigh, Sheela, Synthya, Rian, Evonne, Nucklehead, Ericah, Kourteney, Britnie, Dillin, Meeshel, Sonyah, Danyell...
Note - I hereby swear that all names on this page, except those in italics, are the actual names of real people.
2. tricky pronunciation: Kyane can be said like Kay-ann, Key-ann, Kay-annie, Key-annie, Kay-onnie, Key-onnie, Kane, Kine...
3. confusing gender: Terri/Terry, Don/Dawn, Chris/Kris, Erin/Aaron, Francis/Frances, Jess/Jessie, Jean/Gene, and Casey, Pat, Kim, Tracy, Taylor, Jordan, Alex...
4. manly names for girls: Madison, Taylor, Morgan, Maysen, Riley, Tyler, Mackenna, Blake, Raegan, Logan, Bronco, Dillon, Jordan, Cassidy...
See below for a list of guaranteed rock-solid names for girls.
5. named after mom or dad: Bob & Bobby, Kate & Katie, Big Steve & Little Steve...

6. thunk-up names: Vangie, Kimberella, Shantae, Danjelo, Lynthia, Trad, Kristanna, Cannen, Kroyal, Kayle, Quallin, Starlie, Lafawnda, Spree, Tayreece, Kaydance, Calistie, Esti, Mal, Dorane, Cleeora, Clasey, Deegan, Brielle...
7. non-human names: Summer, River, Sage, Jet, Heaven, Meadow, Rainbow, Paisley, Sky, Paris, Ever, Raven, Kite, Diamond, Sailor, Magnum, Amber, Divinity, Wonder, Peace, August, Pacific...

9. alliterated sibling names: Kathy, Keven, Kyle, Krystle, Kenny...
10. awkward initials: Paul Martin Smith, Olivia Maria Gonzalez, Boas Sogg, Sven Ole Larsen, Fran Ungar, Lucianna Ophelia Lopez, Brian Frances Deeds, Winston Theodore Franklin...

12. most "th" names: Seth, Beth, Ruth, Thad, Thor, Darth, Garth, Edith, Ethan, Keith, Luther, Nathan, Tabatha, Coantha, Gunther, Guthrie...
13. cute sibling names Lora & Nora, Nicholas & Nichole (Nick & Nickie), Quinoa & Couscous, Faith, Hope & Charity, Beth & Seth, Doris & Morris, Casey & Tracy, Dallas & Austin...
14. devilish "D" names: Damian, Damin, Dante, Druch (pronounced "Druck") Draven, Davin, Devon, Drayvon, Darth, Droth, Dorad, Dracula, Drummon, Demonte, Desante...
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Originality is really very common -

Unique names do not make people unique - it makes them annoying. Because people have to learn to say and spell the name, and try to remember it so they don't offend your cleverly-named progeny.
And don't be thinking an odd name is a good conversation starter. It's just a distraction - a very bothersome distraction. Still, most people will lie and say, "Oh, that's a very, interesting name," when they're really thinking someone's parents must live in the woods.
Get creative with the middle name -
Most of the above rules don't apply to middle names. You can get away with almost anything. This is your chance to use an old family name, like Bertha, Hazel, or Melvin. If you have a rule-breaking first name that you can't resist inflicting on your child, at least hide it in the middle. Or give it to a pet.
Your child's journey through life will be smoother with a traditional first name, one with standard spelling and pronunciation. Avoid the regret, remorse, and eventual resentment of a bad baby names. Your kids will thank you, and other people won't think you live in the woods.
Guaranteed rock-solid names for boys*

Adam
Albert Alexander Alejandro Allen Andrew Anthony Armando Austin Benjamin Brandon Brett Brent Brian Carlos Carson Carlton Clark Clayton Cody Connor Craig Daniel | David Douglas Dustin Dylan Edward Enrique Eric Ernest Everett Frank Felipe Gary George Gerald Gerard Gilbert Glen Gregory Henry Isaac Jacob Jamal | James Jared Jason Jeremy John Joseph Joshua Justin Kevin Kyle Leonard Louis Mark Martin Matthew Maxwell Michael Miguel Mitchell Nathan Nicholas Norman | Paul Phillip Raymond Richard Robert Russell Ryan Samuel Scott Stanley Steven Stewart Thomas Trent Trevor Vaughn Victor Vincent Walter Wayne William Wyatt Zachary |
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Guaranteed stand-up names for girls*
Abigail Adriana Alexandra Alejandra Alissa Allison Amanda Amelia Amy Andrea Angela Angelina Anna Annette Arianna Ariel Ashley Audrey Barbara Beverly Brenda Brianna Carmen Carolina Caroline Catalina Chelsea | Cynthia Dana Darla Darlene Deborah Debra Denise Diana Diane Donna Ellen Erica Estella Gabriella Gloria Gretchen Hannah Paula Heather Isabella Jane Janet Janice Jasmine Jeannette Jennifer | Joan Jessica Julie Juliet Karen Katrina Kimberly Kristen Laura Lauren Leah Leanne Linda Lisa Lucianna Lorraine Madeline Maria Marie Maribel Mary Megan Melanie Melinda Melissa Melody | Michelle Mollie Monica Myra Paula Pauline Rachel Raquel Rebecca Renee Rosemarie Roseanne Sabrina Sally Sandra Sheila Sherry Sofia Stephanie Susan Valerie Veronica Victoria Viviana Wendy Yvonne Zelda Zoe |
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