Monday, January 4, 2021

Eating Pine Cones -

In the grocery...

Get more fiber in your diet by eating a pine cone every day. Simply use a coffee-bean grinder to produce two ounces of pulverized roughage. Try stirring the grounds into Ed's Happy Camper Oatmeal.™

Want even more fiber to prompt your daily movement? Pick up a bag of Ed's Lumber Mill Floor Sweepings™ and follow the easy recipe for Motherlode Muffins. 

And, don't forget to round out your breakfast roundup with Ed's Tumbleweed Flapjack Mix™ in the familiar burlap bag. 

For coarseness you can count on, trust Ed's fine roughage products.