Monday, April 4, 2022

Missionary Guys -

Field report...

Elders Tim and Scotty were excited about going on mission until they were assigned to work in Hell where untold horrors lurked behind every door.

And, even in Hell where poor souls are most desperately in need of salvation, the boys got a chilly reception, if such a thing is possible in Hell. 

As Tim and Scotty trudged bravely through the netherworld, wondering how things would be different if they had been born into families that were Methodist, Lutheran, or even Baptist, they also wondered what Jill and Brenda were doing back at home, and yet, they pressed on.